I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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