pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
I want you more than these girls want KFC
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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