that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
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