I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
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