your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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