David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
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