Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I'm going to jail i love you
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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