His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
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