Do you still have your period?
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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