one two three fourrrrnication!
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
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