There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
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