I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
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