singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
