its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
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