super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
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