real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
Just puked most of my soul out..
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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