once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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