you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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