I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
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