But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
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