will power is for people who don't want to get laid
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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