Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
My dad is sitting where you rode me
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
