Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
You pole danced in your parka.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
