Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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