I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
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