Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
I touched a dick in church today
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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