Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
you know you're not getting laid when you start breaking awkward silences with quotes from Robot Chicken
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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