why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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