Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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