I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
Randomize
