It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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