i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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