She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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