Me too!
its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
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