I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
So I have to send you an email about my weekend, heretofore referred to as The Perfect Weekend. Wherein I have lots of awesome sex with a guy with THE MOST AMAZING BODY.
I look forward to this email. I will respond with, Condoms and Creepers: The Adventures of Online Dating.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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