wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
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