U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
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