Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
the cop asked if i was drunk and i responded with "breathalize me, cap'n". incidentally, he was a captain and i blew a .13.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
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