Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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