i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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