How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
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