worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
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