It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
last night I used snow as a chaser
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
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