You surviving the open bar?
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I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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