New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
So, the officer that worked my wreck, I'm rockin his world tonight. He saw me high on morphine in the ER. So he knows my level of crazy. Think he'll agree to wear his gun?
So many things can go wrong tonight.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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