I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Randomize
