Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
Your mouth is God's brothel.
i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us�
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
im on a boat
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