We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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