I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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