windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
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